Only White People Do This #101: taking your privileged white ass touristing into the homes of those less fortunate than yourself, making their "exotic" locales your personal playground. I'm sorry, I'm just mad because I can't ride a mountain bike. Looks like fun.
McDonald's Getting Closer To Combining All Vices of the Lower Class Into One Meal
Not everyone can be Patrick Collier (left) a first time McDonald's customer, who won after buying a 32 ounces of orange drink to sooth his dry mouth from a 3 day meth binge. Collier bought an orange drink after fifteen minutes of unsuccessful ordering because he requested menu items not served at McDonald's. The McDonald's Monopoly Game is essentially a combination of high-fat food, corn syrup and little lottery tickets masked as a children's game. I don't know what is worse, the stringing along of people too poor or dumb into thinking they can win a million dollars, or the consolation prize of more shitty food.
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