Excerpt 11 of 50

"The human element is unimportant, the value of the individual comes from the function they can provide. Man at his best is an appendage of society, at his worst a cancer to be removed or isolated, whether man sleeps, laughs, or loves is altogether irrelevant..."

- Excerpt from They Came From Econ1

When It Rains It Pours...OMG WTF!!!

This is what happens when Sandra Bullock doesn't show up.

Interlude...

Best use of "Umbrella's" lyrics and instrumentals.

If anyone knows how to combine this version of "Umbrella" with the first video, I will impregnate you and give you our my first child. Or you can put the volume down on the first video and turn the second one up like me.

Excerpt 9 of 50

I woke up today and did my body fat check

I curl into the fetal position in my bed

as I'm underneath my sheets and feel

how much skin I can pull from my belly

when you're in this position bent and scrunched up

contract your ab muscles

you can feel the separation between fat and skin

the more skin I can grab the skinner I am

I get out of bed and look in the mirror

full frontal, naked

I flex a bit , and then i notice something

I'm more tan than I was the day before

for the past six weeks I've been lamenting the rainy weather and

the fading of my tan

something is up

was it the ghosts?

the ones that whisper my name as I enter my apartment

"Siiiiimon... Siiiiimon,"

soft howling

"Siiiiimon...you left your car lights on

you wouldn't want your battery to die...Siiiiimon

Sometimes when my cellphone would fall in the crack between the wall

and the bed, they would levitate my phone up to me

or was it the aliens

they abuducted me last night

it has to be

and gave me a tan

gave me all knowledge

every fact, memory, equation

and Natalie Portman's facebook password

That was the worst part

it's like they didn't believe that

I could get her to add me as a friend on my own

like they had to toss me a bone