CSI Book Review

I hate the CSI show because of its theme song, so I thought I'd give the book a try. So, I picked up CSI: Snake Eyes, the use of snake eyes in the title means you know something dangerous is going to happen, like if you title your book CSI: Lion Eyes or CSI: Shark Eyes. The first page of the CSI novel read:

"Who are you, who , who, who, who..."

So, needless to say I hated the book. Another reason not to like the book is because the book ties to stick too much with the television format. Usually books come out and are made into a television series or movies but CSI does the reverse. So, we get a book filled with 25 pages of commercials and the last ten pages are all credit. Plus the book smelled like urine, but that could be that I was browsing the book section of a Goodwill, but from the numerous aforementioned flaws, it could be that the publishers intended it. So, I googled "CSI: Snake Eyes urine," and it turns out that because of the all the colgone sampler pages in the book, the special combination of 9 types of cologne creates a urine like smell.

CSI: Snake Eyes you get a D+

Smokin' Reefers

This clip from Walk Hard perfectly satirizes the unwarranted fear of marijuana in the early 60's. I wonder what wonderful drugs the Man is making us fear.

"I don't want a hangover."

"It doesn't give you hangovers."

"Wwwill I'll get addicted to it or something?

"It's not habit forming."

"Sounds kind of expensive."

"It's the cheapest drug there IS."

This is Happiness

I want to dance like this at least once a day as strangers cheer and dance along, until we forget why we were dancing, and we forget whether they where watching me dance or whether I was watching them.

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."
— Friedrich Nietzsche

K-Town

"K-Town" is a Tyrese produced reality show which is modeled after MTV's "Jersey Shore." They event went as far as casting an Asian version of the "Situation." What bothers me about the show is that the Asian "Situation" is already playing up stereotypes by calling himself "The Dog Eater." The show has yet to hit airwaves, waiting for a network to pick it up. I for one, am not going to watch it, I don't want to ruin it for myself. I'm going to read K-Town the novel first.

The hottest girl is the short one. I hope she's just crouching and doesn't have something wrong with her legs because, because having something wrong with you was so 1990's.

"Situation" versus "Dog Eater"

Stuntin' Like My Daddy

I ask my father whether he would like me to get what my heart desires or would he rather be right about some cautionary advice that flies in the face of my heart's desires. He said he rather be right. Another reason why I can't get my Stuntin' Like My Daddy tattoo, if I ever get one it would have to be referring to my adopted father, Adrien Brody.

"If theres a thong, you're looking at the chairman."