Welfare Office

As I approached the counter at the welfare office, I noticed that the woman behind the counter was deaf. She would communicate with the people in her line by sliding them a form were they would check off what they needed help with. At the current moment, she had ran out of forms, so she wrote a question on a paper and slid it to me, I wrote on it and slid it back:
"Yes, I am here to get my welfizzy on."

The Calm Before the Storm

What did Rihanna say to the 911 dispatcher?

"S.O.S please someone help me."

The Second Walk On Water

Jesus' second walk on water was a lot less miraculous

Walking beard deep in water

He bellowed, "I...AM...JESUS!"

He amazed no one. 

The Definitive Essay On Walking

On Walking

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* Repeat until arrival at desired location.

Barley Legal

Barely Legal magazine is completely different from Barely Girls magazine.