No, I never let the water run

I remember when Jerry Falwell accused the purple Teletubby of being gay, and said that the show secretly promoted homosexual lifestyle to unsuspecting children, but Barney somehow, went under his radar.



Okay, he messed up trying to act out brushing his teeth, but what about the "turning off the facet" that just happens to look like you're tickling some guy's balls, while you're already blowing someone.

He's so enthusiastic and energetic, his body language is, "I get anxious when dicks aren't dripping wet with saliva."