Wendy's Boneless Buffalo Wings Review

My food options have been affected by the economy of late, I have switched from the Bourgeois Jack in the Box, to the Aristocratic McDonald's to slumming it with a "ginger-retard" (quoting Eric Cartman here) named Wendy. Wendy's has stayed true to their Dollar Menu roots by keeping things a fucking dollar unlike McDonald's. So I have been limiting myself to spend two dollars on a meal. Yesterday I "ate" a quarter gallon of milk, a bowl of rice, and four hard boiled eggs. Needless to say, my taste buds, more like taste enemies sometimes because they taste sour and bitter things, nevertheless I love them and wanted to treat them to something economically feasible, so I went to Wendy's. Long story short, I bought the new boneless buffalo wings that are nuggets basically drenched in syrupy mess that combines vinegar and taco bell hot sauce. Visual appeal is half of taste experience, we taste with our eyes before our tongue. My eyes tasted aborted-fetus drenched in a creamy afterbirth sauce. The sauce stained my clothes, and even after I changed clothes, somehow I feel unclean.