Under Armour Product Review

Under Armour is by far the best piece of clothing that I own. It actually wicks away sweat and moisture. It's completely dry after workouts, football games, and basketball games, and I sweat like tiger woods in a whore house. If you are even in the slightest bit of moderate shape it will make you look and feel like iron man, it's basically a male girdle. It is snug like a second skin and will sometimes ride up on you like a used condom when tiger woods is in a whore house. It will also impress the fuck out of middle schoolers and they will pick you first to be on their team.

The only knock on this product is about the false advertising. I did not become a 6'4 black guy after wearing the under armor for 4-6 weeks.