Q: How in love horny would you have to be to give someone 1,600 a day for a year and fly 14 times to to London just to get get stood up by them, and never physically meeting them, only to have the monetary transaction relationship to be based off of chatting on the internet and jpegs ripped off some college chicks Facebook?
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Reporter: Do you now realize this was a scam?
Man: (pausing while taking deep breath) Yep.
With his facial expression, and long pause, I don't think he gets it yet.
The sad thing about this story is the man's broken heart, you can tell that he was deeply in love. What's true love compared to 300,000 dollars? Let's calculate this:
the best things in life are free, and those "best things" are usually love ("My love don't cost a thing,"J. Lo) so I guess he lost like 300,000 dollars. Damn.
That's a lot of money
I think Jason Derulo can sum this situation up best:
In my head, I see you all over me.
In my head, you fulfill my fantasy.
Youll be screaming no.
In my head, its going down.
In my head, its going down.
In my head. Yeah. In my head. Oh yeah.
In my head, you fulfill my fantasy.
Youll be screaming no.
In my head, its going down.
In my head, its going down.
In my head. Yeah. In my head. Oh yeah.
When did "the club" become a 7-11 parking lot. I don't think that it's even a 7-11 parking lot, it looks like one of those 24hr convenience stores gas station hybrids. I need to start pop lockin and doing ballerina spins outside there at two in the morning because apparently, that's where all the girls be at.
yes, you can tell that he is heart-broken, but did you notice the hatred in his eyes when his daughter whipped out documents proving, without a doubt, that her father is incredibly stupid???
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