"Hey, haven't heard from you for a while."
"I know, long time no talk. Hey, can you google me the Lakers score?
"Hold on. Um, they're currently undefeated, they won tonight 80-68."
"What a day today, I'm glad you're picking up my calls now. Speaking of Lakers..."
"I didn't mention Lakers, you did."
"You brought up the score. Whatever, who ever brought up the Lakers doesn't matter. Back to my story. I didn't bring my Lakers umbrella, so I was caught in the rain, and I had to use my briefcase as an umbrella all the way to the firm. The water seeped through the stitching, and my Maxim and turkey sandwich got completely soaked. How's the weather like gonna be like tomorrow? You can just go to weather.com, and find out the ten day forecast.
"It's going to be raining again, but only in the morning so you probably want to dress in layers and carry a collapsible umbrella, not like the huge beach umbrella you brought on our first date.
"Thanks. What is the definition of "plutocracy," can you wiki it for me?
- Excerpt from Are You Calling Me Because You're Internet Is Down?
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