I've been on hiatus, moonwalking on words, images and metaphors. This is what I've been up to:
If that post doesn't motivate you, this will.
And if this video doesn't make you want to put on your helmet and pads, and run straight into a fellow freshman I don't know if you're really alive. Check yo pulse, yo.
Thank god he's only a football coach. In the words of the wise Jim Halpert, "this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head."
This guy is like Tony Robbins, got me all amped. Some gang members bumped into me in the streets, and I yelled,
"I HAVE NO FEAR IN MY HEART! I HAVE A LOT OF FEAR IN MY BRAIN REGION BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE THE HUMAN FEAR RESPONSE IS PROCESSED. THERE IS NO ACTUAL FEAR IN THE HEART BECAUSE IT ONLY PUMPS BLOOD! IT IS NOT AN ORGAN FOR EMOTIONAL RESPONSE SUCH AS FEAR!"
That is when the pummeling began...
Wow I actually lol'd reading this. And that 'I am a champion' speech is something else. I didn't know what it felt like to be a boy pumped with adrenaline and testosterone, but I do now.
ReplyDeletehahah thanks for this post :) i checked out the humpday article too. motivated!!
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