When it's her turn to speak at the Narcotics Anonymous meeting, she casually pulls out her crack pipe, lights it up and takes only one hit, then she smashes it to the ground, just to show the group how easy it is to quit. As she walks out of the meeting, members dive to the broken pipe like pigeons who storm after bread confettied onto city streets.
When she stops feeling better than shes ever had in her whole life, she spends the next hour shivering in the fetal position, in an alleyway, behind the dumpster of a Chinese restaurant. She combats the urge to smoke more crack by meditating in the Lotus position, and by thinking about shopping for new shoes.
When her urge to smoke more crack subsides, she orders an X-Large pizza from a local pizza shop and hops on the bus to an Overeaters Anonymous meeting.
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