Unemployment Line

The unemployment line traced the city streets, snaking through alleys, parking lots, and down into the subway, an etch a sketch through the city with no rhyme or reason.

I lined up behind the last person in line and became the leader to follow, directing the line.

Waiting in an unemployment line is unAmerican. Can't I outsource this line waiting to some Indian or Chinese kid. Scientist say that in the year 2050 we'll finally have the technology to outsource pain. I can't wait 50 years.

I'm supposed to be vacationing in third world tourist-sanctuaries, not living in the third world.

Can't we pillage someone? We wont even rape the natives.

Foreign Countries.

They know our drill.

So, we'll go to Mars and enslave some Martians, import some Martian drugs to boost the economy, steal Martian technology, other countries would be so jealous.

The line had people who wore suits, some in ripped jeans, but everyone was there for the same purpose, at the front to the line was a chance for a new life, the front of the line was an opportunity for a future.I waited in the unemployment line for four hours, turns out it was the line for the new iphone.

Quiz: Which line is for the new iphone.

A.

B.

C.

Trick question. All three are lines for the iphone. Actually, only the first two, the third is iphone related however, the third pic is a line of Iraqi POWs who were suspected of a terrorist plot against an Apple store in New York.

BTW: I'm an anti-iphonite, which is a term used for those who are prejudice or discriminate against people who worship use touch phones.

More anti-iphonite rhetoric and propagandist hate speech here