I'm tired of hearing people telling me to fuck them good. It's not "Fucked Good," it's "Fucked Well." It is a serious turn off ladies, almost makes me want to come less hard just to show you that I'm not into your poor grammar.
Pornographers make the same mistake, I'm tired of seeing descripitions of so- and-so getting "Fucked Good," or such-and-such blonde "Fucks Good" in movie thumbnail descriptions. You think grammar and a penchant for filming people fuck go hand and hand, but hat's not the case.
Let me drop some knowledge, English major style.
Good versus Well
Fuck me good. INCORRECT! Correct form: Fuck me well.
He ate me out good. INCORRECT! Correct form: He ate me out well.
Use the adjective form good when describing something or someone. In other words, use good when stating how something or someone is.
Examples:
He is a good ball licker.
Tom thinks he is a good fuck.
Use the adverb form well when describing how something or someone does something.
Examples:
She did extremely well in the gangbang.
His asshole held up well.
In conlusion, don't let a couple seconds of improper grammar use, ruin a couple seconds of good sex.
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